July 7, 2007, a.k.a. 7/7/07 or 777

OK what exactly is the deal with thousands of morons flocking to Las Vegas in record 115 degree heat to get married last Saturday? I to can be some what superstitious from time to time but this whole thing was ridiculous. What made it worse was the media tried to play it up and make it something it wasn’t ….special. The attention only served to give credence to the masses of nitwits on hand.

I have witnessed a lot and I mean a lot of stupid shit in my day but these events rank up there on the overly eccentric list. “Hey lets go to Vegas this weekend and get married on 777″ Yeah you’ll have a lucky and prosperous marriage as a result … ? … WTF?? People really truly are retarded and I don’t mean in a Special Olympics kind of way. I mean if I wouldn’t get arrested I’d take a hockey stick to your knee caps kind of way.

Over 1500 marriage licenses were issued on Friday alone for the occasion and god knows how many more were issued on Saturday or the days leading up to the weekend. All in all I imagine some 5000+ assbags tied the proverbial knot on Saturday and they will undoubtedly only serve to continue to raise the national divorce rate over the next few years.

Either these individuals were really bored, really high or ….No never mind they had to be high to think that a date would make their marriages special. I saw one interview with a couple that insisted it was a sure sign that they would live happily ever after and they truly meant it. I don’t know what they were on but whatever it was must be some good shit and I’m thinking they need to share.

These are the type of people where you sit back and think to yourself “I wish I could meet their parents” so you could slap the hell out of them for ever breeding. God help us.